Push Yourself

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tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

trinidadandtobagel:

so muscle museum is actually a really deep song

so no one is paying attention to them and they want to be noticed, right?

and muscle museum are the words before and after muse in the dictionary

so the title is like you’re looking at everything around muse but muse itself

now tell me muse isn’t brilliant

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

the-emef:

no caption can ever do this gif justice

the-emef:

no caption can ever do this gif justice

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paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture